White Whale V: Who's got big -bals?

The rules:

For the purposes of this BIF a White Whale will be defined as: a small bottle release with tons of hype that you would have to trade half your cellar for, a retired beer that hasn't moved from your cellar in years, a beer only available in one store in Europe, an old vintage of a yearly limited release... You get the idea. If you are not willing to part with the goods, then do not apply. I know the term Whale is subjective, but the point of this BIF is GENEROSITY so pull out all the stops.
You must have at least 20 trades and/or BIF with solid references. Exceptions to this rule will be handled on an individual basis. References will be thoroughly checked by myself and the whale watching committee.
These beers have been deemed non-white whales (though certainly tanned whales in some cases and in the majority cases great tasting beers):
- Black Tuesday
- Darkness (except 2007)
- Dark Lord - 06 thru 10
- Blackbeerd
- Gargamel
- Vagabond
- BA Blackout (except 2005)
- Victor Francenstein
- Nøgne Ø Dark Horizon First Edition
- Hair of the Dog Matt
- Hommage
- Sinners 2008
- Zwanze 2009
- Zwanze 2010
- Santa Fe Wild Ales?
- Any SMFTO
- Flaming Fury
- Rosso E Marrone
- gratitude (except 05/red)
- fou foune
- BA Sexual Chocolate
- Olde Rabbits Foot
- Any Splinter Beer
- Kate (except '06 or '07)
- Bullfrog Frambozen
- Upland Lambics
- Sanctification
- Melange #3
- BA Coton
- Duck Duck Gooze
- Perseguidor 5
- Parabola
- Oil of Aphrodite
- BA Dark Apparition
- Any of the upcoming Jackie O beers
- Blackbeerd- any variation
- Goose Island Rare
- LeBleu
- Brute
- Perfect Storm
- Sexual Chocolate
- BA Imperial Stout Trooper
- Beatification Batch 2 and above
Sorry if this seems rude or if you don't agree with the rule, but your whale must be approved by three others BA's and myself (a whale watching committee).
MAXIMUM 6 beers will be sent and the focus will be on QUALITY.
1 - "Foreign Whale" not sold in the lower 48 states
1 - "Retired White Whale" that is not likely to be brewed again
1 - "Whale debutante" that has under 30 reviews at the start of the shipping date but is already TONS of praise. This should beer should be released within 6 months of ship date.
3- Wants/Should Wants/Quality Locals/etc.
Note: there might be beers that knock off the beer not sold in the lower 48 and retired whale (think 3F Milllennium, M, etc.).
A T-Shirt is mandatory
a (non-pint glass) glass will be required

The Results

this BA	sent this BA	these whales
Avalon68	AgentZero	Captain Lawrence T-Shirt Captain Lawrence Tulip Lawsons Fayston Maple Imperial Stout (want) Cable Car 2010 (want) 1996 Cantillon Gueze (want) Pannepot Wild (want) Beekeeper (want) Black Cherry Bomb (want)
jrallen34	Avalon68	J&J Roos(want) Cantillon Mamouche(want) De Cam Oude Lambiek 2000 Santa Fe Wild Ale #6(want) Midnight Sun Bar Fly 2x Kuhnhenn 4th D Alpine Nelson(want) Kuhnhenn Zip hoodie Kuhnhenn pint glass
TurdFurgison	Beerness	Cantillon Crianza Helena 3F Malvasia Rosso Dark Horse Bourbon-barrel Plead the Fifth (want) 50/50 Heaven Hill '10 (want) Jackie O's Oil of Aphrodite Kuhnhenn BBBW (want) Kuhnhenn 4th Dementia Jolly Pumpkin glass and t-shirt Great Lakes long sleeve t-shirt
Mages64	DeaconBluez	Russian River Deviation - Want New Belgium Bottleworks X - Want Bottleworks Imagination Series VI Flossmoor Barrel Aged Hi-Fi Rye Stone Vertical Epic 03.03.03 - Want Driftwood Singularity Fantome ghost tulip Lost Abbey Tulip Lost Abbey Duck Duck Goose t-shirt Bottleworks t-shirt
DeaconBluez	hayesez	Partridge in a Pear Tree Bottleworks XII Isabelle Proximus (want) Mother of all storms (want) Duck Duck Gooze (want) J&J Blauw SWAG: Good People Brewing hat Good People Brewing long-sleeved shirt Free the Hops tulip
Popkas	jrallen34	08 Stormaktsporter - want 08 Kaggen Stormaktsporter - want De Molen/De Struise Black Damnation 666 - want Bottleworks XII - want Short's Peaches & Creme Short's Pulblican Porter Ska T-shirt, sticker, and poster 3 glasses: deschutes tulip Jester King snifter Drie "3" glass
Beerness	Mages64	Narke Stormaktsporter 08 Event Horizon 2010 (want) Bourbon Barrel Dark Apparition (want) 50/50 Eclipse Christian Brothers Brandy purple/brown wax (want) Veritas 007 (want) Partridge in a Pear Tree (want) Schwag: duck rabbit schooner Full Steam Brewery t-shirt
hayesez	Maltzilla	Narke Kaggen! Stormaktsporter (want) KTG 2010 (want) Isabelle Proximus (want) BT (want) Vanilla Bean Dark Lord (want) Twisted Spoke (want) longsleeve jinxproof shirt, from 3F Twisted Crew tee snifter glass from Great Lakes brewin
soulforpeanuts	MasterSki	Bon-Chien Grand Cru - Pinot Noir 1.5L Armand'4 Oude Gueze Lente (Spring) Bruery/Cigar City ISO:FT '05 Gratitude (want) 2007 Mikkeller Calvados Barrel Aged X Imperial Stout 1 more box on the way
Maltzilla	mikey711	22oz bottle Funky Buddha Maple Bacon Coffee Porter (want) 32oz Growler of CCB 4 Roses Barrel Aged Marshal Zhukov 750mL Pizza Port Cuvee de Tomme 2005 Isabelle 22oz StoneWall Ale (want) Struise Black Damnation V - Double Black Funky Buddha T shirt funky buddha snifter Kuhnhenn Bourbon Barrel Banana French Toast Mead
AgentZero	mikeyv35	GL BA Blackout Stout 2010(22oz.) 3 Floyds Alpha Kong(22oz. retired) - want Kuhnhenn BB Barleywine(12oz. 2010 WS) - want GI Icarus 2005(12oz. plain white label) Twisted Spoke(750ml.) - want Narke Stormaktsporter 2008 - want Half Acre Callow Knife t-shirt Goose Island Chalice
mikeyv35	nerd	Swag: Freetail La Muerta T-shirt Yards Brewing Brawler Pint Glass Beerz: Charleville Box Of Chocolate Upright Flora Rustica Upright Gose Pretty Things Confounded Mr. Sisyphus McKenzie Saison Vautour Närke Stormaktsporter 2008
ShadesOfGray	Popkas	Cable Car 2009 (want) New Belgium Bottleworks 10th (want) Cantillon Crianza Helena Bottleworks 12th Kate 2011 Serpent's Stout - Bourbon Barrel Aged long sleeved Cantillon t-shirt Mad Elf tulip glass
mikey711	psiweaver	Isabelle Proximus (want) 750ml Cantillon Crianza Helena (want) Bruery 100% BA Coton (want) Lost Abbey Angel's Share Grand Cru (want) Jolly Pumpkin Lambicus Dexterious (want) Lawson's Finest Liquids BA Maple Imperial Stout Captain Lawrence T-Shirt glassware shipped separately
psiweaver	ShadesOfGray	liquids: 2010 Blabaer 750ml (want) Bottleworks XI (want) Upright FOUR Play (want) Brouwer's Imagination series 1 (2008) 2004 Rodenbach Vin de Cereale 2009 Barrel Aged Wee Heavy Swag: lambic basket Double Mountain large tulip/snifter Bottleworks T-shirt
nerd	soulforpeanuts	2008 Cable Car 2009 Cable Car Veritas 006 (want) Veritas 003 (want) Twisted Spoke 2006 Barrel aged Speedway Stout (want) Magnolia glass and shirt Russian River -tion glass (broken in transit, replacement being sent)
MasterSki	TurdFurgison	2010 Cable Car (16oz counter-pressure filled growler) Kaggen! Stormaktsporter Midnight Sun Bar Fly Little Korkny Ale (Niepoort Port Barrel Aged) De Molen H&V Wild Turkey Murray's Wild Thing Imperial Stout Midnight Sun Bar Fly shirt Midnight Sun tulip glass

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